Most people have at least one bad date story, but some are definitely more cringe-worthy than others. Over on Reddit, people have been sharing their own embarrassing date stories, from a man who accidentally implied he thought his date was obese to the woman who ended up farting uncontrollably. She's overweight, but definitely not obese.
I was trapped on a flight from Belfast to Edinburgh and was holding In a almighty guff from take off. I was really uncomfortable as I stepped off the plane and headed down to collect my bag's still holding It In as people where everywhere. At the bag collection my bag was taking fecking ages and I was now blue In the face, I decided I'd been through enough and dropped a huge guff In amongst loads of people waiting for their bag's.
It's the sort of fire starting stinker that may have the power to make even Stephen King cringe in horror. A female patient in her 30s suffered severe burns during a surgical procedure performed at Tokyo Medical University Hospital in April Reportedly, doctors had been using a laser near the woman's cervix when she let out a fart. The laser then ignited the gas she released which caused a fire, engulfing the woman's body, particularly her waist and legs. In a report published in October by the hospital, a committee of outside experts ruled out any other potential causes, such as other flammable materials in the operating room. Yes, I was shocked, it's the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.
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